Cart

Coupon Code: FT68LD435 Copy Code

 

Free Shipping Over $x to  

Constipatient Organic Enema Coffee (1lb.)

sold in last hours
Your Price:
$24.95 $29.99

Quantity
 
Order in the next  to get it by 

Viewing This Product

 

5 Great reasons to buy from us:

  • Image of Secure Ordering
  • Image of 365-Day Money-Back Guarantee
  • Image of 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed
  • Image of Easy Returns
  • Image of Free shipping (when you spend over XXX)

 

Cleaner Than the Competition. Our coffee is made for enemas and extra care is taken to make sure it's clean and pure.

Pesticide Free. Pesticides aren't used on the small farm from which we source our beans.

Mold-Resistant Packaging. We use one-way valves to make sure your enema coffee stays fresh and doesn't mold.

Air-Roasted (Fluid Bed). This rare method of roasting coffee produces the fewest carcinogens (acrylamide) because it doesn't burn the coffee beans and the debris (chaff) from the beans gets removed by a patented exhaust system.

Eco-Friendly. Our roasting process produces fewer emissions than any traditional coffee roasting operation.

Ethically Sourced Our enema coffee beans are sourced from small, rural communities through a COOP.  The farmers are paid competitive rates and produce amazingly pure coffee beans.

Certified USDA Organic. Our operation doesn't slack once the beans leave the farm.  Our operation is independently certified by the CCOF in California.

Made in the USA. Our facility is FDA inspected and under the regulatory umbrella of California's strict laws governing cleanliness, emissions, and carcinogens.

 

 

Treat Your Problems Naturally 

Constipatient Enema Coffee has been shown to help these common problems...



  • General toxicity
  • Pain
  • Migraines
  • Intestinal Parasites
  • Candida overgrowth
  • Low immunity
  • IBS
  • Depression
  • Low energy
  • Constipation
  • Cancer

 

Studies show that coffee enemas have the power to stimulate the liver's production of an enzyme called glutathione S-transferase by up to 700%.  This is important because this enzyme is responsible for binding to free radicals in the bloodstream and making sure they are processed through the liver and gallbladder and passed through the intestines.  

This is your bodies built-in mechanism for dealing with toxins!  You're just boosting your body's ability to do it's job.

 

We're on Amazon

We've passed Amazon's strict supply chain requirements and maintain compliance by providing them full transparency into our operation. Their vetting process is tough and we're proud to be able to offer our customers the option to buy on the Amazon platform.

Support is Amazing

Our team provides outstanding support! We're building a knowledge base and series of videos to help you through your journey to health, but we always welcome questions about coffee enemas and how to use our product. The only thing we won't do is provide medical advice. We're happy to answer your questions about our product and almost always provide the references for the information we provide. We think it's critical that every individual consult with her/his doctor, research independently, and make a decision armed with all possible information.

Shipping
 This Item Ships to 
Delivery

Estimated between  and

Will usually ship within 1 business day.

   

Please allow 7 days for your order to arrive. To keep our coffee fresh and pure, we roast is small batches and sometimes it takes additional time to catch up with demand. We promise, it will be worth it and your body will thank you!

Here are 2 more great reasons to buy from us:

We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll bend over backwards to make things right again.

Ordering from Constipatient is 100% safe and secure so you can rest easy. Your personal details are never shared, sold or rented to anyone either. If you're still uncomfortable, you can buy on Amazon.
Enema Kits & Equipment:

Constipatient has a strict NO RETURN POLICY with no exceptions on all enema kits, enema coffee and enema accessories. It is for the protection of our customers. These items are personal hygiene items and cannot be restocked and resold. We are available to help you order the correct items that you need for your health program. If you need assistance in purchasing the right equipment please e-mail us at support@merridio.com.


Enema Coffee & Nutritional Products:

Food and Grocery Items are Not Returnable. Food & Nutritional Items can be tampered with, compromising the safety of those who handle the product. Our customers shop with us because they know there will NEVER be a case where we have sold them a restocked product. All of our enema coffee goes directly from the farm, to the roastery, to our fulfillment centers, and then to our customers.


If you have received a defective product please contact us for an exchange. All refund request or exchanges must be made within 14 days of purchase. There are no exceptions.


Please note that our employees are held to a high standard with respect to these policies and would be disciplined should they violate our policies. These are more like safety policies than return policies. For this reason, please be respectful when communicating with out team and reporting problems.

 

Cleaner Than the Competition. Our coffee is made for enemas and extra care is taken to make sure it's clean and pure.

Pesticide Free. Pesticides aren't used on the small farm from which we source our beans.

Mold-Resistant Packaging. We use one-way valves to make sure your enema coffee stays fresh and doesn't mold.

Air-Roasted (Fluid Bed). This rare method of roasting coffee produces the fewest carcinogens (acrylamide) because it doesn't burn the coffee beans and the debris (chaff) from the beans gets removed by a patented exhaust system.

Eco-Friendly. Our roasting process produces fewer emissions than any traditional coffee roasting operation.

Ethically Sourced Our enema coffee beans are sourced from small, rural communities through a COOP.  The farmers are paid competitive rates and produce amazingly pure coffee beans.

Certified USDA Organic. Our operation doesn't slack once the beans leave the farm.  Our operation is independently certified by the CCOF in California.

Made in the USA. Our facility is FDA inspected and under the regulatory umbrella of California's strict laws governing cleanliness, emissions, and carcinogens.

 

 

Treat Your Problems Naturally 

Constipatient Enema Coffee has been shown to help these common problems...



  • General toxicity
  • Pain
  • Migraines
  • Intestinal Parasites
  • Candida overgrowth
  • Low immunity
  • IBS
  • Depression
  • Low energy
  • Constipation
  • Cancer

 

Studies show that coffee enemas have the power to stimulate the liver's production of an enzyme called glutathione S-transferase by up to 700%.  This is important because this enzyme is responsible for binding to free radicals in the bloodstream and making sure they are processed through the liver and gallbladder and passed through the intestines.  

This is your bodies built-in mechanism for dealing with toxins!  You're just boosting your body's ability to do it's job.

 

We're on Amazon

We've passed Amazon's strict supply chain requirements and maintain compliance by providing them full transparency into our operation. Their vetting process is tough and we're proud to be able to offer our customers the option to buy on the Amazon platform.

Support is Amazing

Our team provides outstanding support! We're building a knowledge base and series of videos to help you through your journey to health, but we always welcome questions about coffee enemas and how to use our product. The only thing we won't do is provide medical advice. We're happy to answer your questions about our product and almost always provide the references for the information we provide. We think it's critical that every individual consult with her/his doctor, research independently, and make a decision armed with all possible information.

Shipping
This Item Ships to   
Delivery

Estimated between  and

Will usually ship within 1 business day.

   

Please allow 7 days for your order to arrive. To keep our coffee fresh and pure, we roast is small batches and sometimes it takes additional time to catch up with demand. We promise, it will be worth it and your body will thank you!

Here are 2 more great reasons to buy from us:

We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll bend over backwards to make things right again.

Ordering from Constipatient is 100% safe and secure so you can rest easy. Your personal details are never shared, sold or rented to anyone either. If you're still uncomfortable, you can buy on Amazon.
Enema Kits & Equipment:

Constipatient has a strict NO RETURN POLICY with no exceptions on all enema kits, enema coffee and enema accessories. It is for the protection of our customers. These items are personal hygiene items and cannot be restocked and resold. We are available to help you order the correct items that you need for your health program. If you need assistance in purchasing the right equipment please e-mail us at support@merridio.com.


Enema Coffee & Nutritional Products:

Food and Grocery Items are Not Returnable. Food & Nutritional Items can be tampered with, compromising the safety of those who handle the product. Our customers shop with us because they know there will NEVER be a case where we have sold them a restocked product. All of our enema coffee goes directly from the farm, to the roastery, to our fulfillment centers, and then to our customers.


If you have received a defective product please contact us for an exchange. All refund request or exchanges must be made within 14 days of purchase. There are no exceptions.


Please note that our employees are held to a high standard with respect to these policies and would be disciplined should they violate our policies. These are more like safety policies than return policies. For this reason, please be respectful when communicating with out team and reporting problems.

Related Products

Constipatient Organic Enema Coffee (1lb.)

$24.95 $29.99

Added to cart!
Spend $x to Unlock Free Shipping in Free shipping when you order over XX You Have Qualified for Free Shipping Spend $x to Unlock Free Shipping You Have Achieved Free Shipping Free Shipping For Over $x to Free Shipping Over $x to You Have Achieved Free Shipping Free shipping when you order over XX ou Have Qualified for Free Shipping